Sugar Daddy/Momma
 

As the title states, I am looking for a sugar daddy / momma to guide me through Norrath. Instead of investing platinum into clickies for your third EC mule, you can watch me play in the yard (unrest) with a fungi tunic and some charred boots.

I can return the favor with nightly playtime of 0 to 4 hours, a gumbylike moldability, and a moldylike gumbability.

Pity bump

First post in 4 years? lulz

babybump

Humptybump

Is this what kids are calling "being a pay pig"?

More manbear and less pay

It's the gumbability that sold me. Wish I had gumbability.