Project 1999

Project 1999 (/forums/index.php)
-   Blue Server Chat (/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=17)
-   -   Racists of Norrath, what do you hate about certain races? (/forums/showthread.php?t=298932)

ThePeoplesBard 05-26-2018 11:14 AM

Racists of Norrath, what do you hate about certain races?
 
I never know if I'm supposed to swipe left or right when a Dwarf pops up on Tinder. Only race that can catfish you with genuine selfies.

Half-Elves look awful in most armor. In a Thurg phallus helm and skin tight bejeweled Phase Spider Carapace, my main toon looks like a bouncer at a gay night club.

The Halfling XP bonus is the height of privilege. Without the height. Down with the 5%ers!

tsuchang 05-26-2018 11:30 AM

What's not to like bout dark and wood elf fems?
The ogre and troll lassies are on the other end of the spectrum tho. Ugh.
Human, Erudite and Barbs can't see in the dark.
Leezards are great except for the exp penalty and the faction grinding so you can bank outside of Cablis.

Jimjam 05-26-2018 11:49 AM

I hate gnomes, but only for the players behind them.

Sober up and reroll halflings please.

FungusTrooper 05-26-2018 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cecily (Post 2713971)
Speaking as a wood elf, I have a big problem with what other races did with their own lands. All of them ruined. What’s to say they won’t come here and ruin mine?

Damn high elves, they ruined Faydark!

mickmoranis 05-26-2018 01:46 PM

euridins have stupid curly shoes and gnomes cant be trusted.

also high elves look like they have transparent skin they look like theyre 90 yea old grandpas and grandmas and they think theyre so pretty elitist cunts. and their town is like dead, theres no parties its empty bunch of losers. god I hate them.

they always look so fucking confused too you ever notice that? High elves are always standing around like theyre about to die, and they usually are cus theyre an enchanter and they are moving slower than rivervail molasses in everfrost peaks.

Jimjam 05-26-2018 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mickmoranis (Post 2713999)
euridins have stupid curly shoes and gnomes cant be trusted.

also high elves look like they have transparent skin they look like theyre 90 yea old grandpas and grandmas and they think theyre so pretty elitist cunts. and their town is like dead, theres no parties its empty bunch of losers. god I hate them.

they always look so fucking confused too you ever notice that? High elves are always standing around like theyre about to die, and they usually are cus theyre an enchanter and they are moving slower than rivervail molasses in everfrost peaks.

Mick, I know sometimes I like to pull your trigger about guns and american politics (of which I am grossly misinformed), but this post was a piece of absolute beauty!

B4EQWASCOOL 05-26-2018 02:20 PM

I just hate the fat races - so mostly humans.

mickmoranis 05-26-2018 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimjam (Post 2714006)
Mick, I know sometimes I like to pull your trigger about guns and american politics (of which I am grossly misinformed), but this post was a piece of absolute beauty!

its all in good fun my chum just dont invite any high elves to the group :cool::o

demokatt 05-26-2018 02:59 PM

I always wondered if Iksars have dicks or they simply use their tail? I bet they as kinky as germans

Quizlop 05-26-2018 02:59 PM

Whenever I see a male wood elf, it just makes me mad.

Can't really explain it, I just can't help but think that people who play male wood elves are a-holes. Bonus points if they're a druid or ranger.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:58 AM.

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.