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DinoTriz 07-08-2018 07:56 AM

I know you're enjoying bonus XP weekend, but it's important to take showers
 
How to Prevent and Treat Crotch Rot

It's not a level 39 Necro spell, Crotch Rot is very real.

The scientific term for it is Tinea cruris, and it is not the same thing as chafing. Chafing refers to skin irritation. In that case, your skin may be red and aggravated. It may be painful, but it’s not an infection or even a rash.

Crotch rot is a fungal infection, most commonly found in males. It can be caused by wandering fungus from an athlete’s foot infection – for example, if an infected foot somehow made its way to your crotch. Crotch rot can also simply be caused by sustained moisture in your groin area.

Listen guys, I know you're busy camping the Task Master in Crushbone. Your guild needs you. I get it.

Don't have time to shower? Dump some corn starch down the front of your pants. Now rock your hips back and forth to ensure even coverage.

Then in a large bowl, mix together the corn starch, flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.

In a separate bowl, mix together the eggs, buttermilk, and butter. Pour the buttermilk mixture into the cornmeal mixture and fold together until there are no dry spots (the batter will still be lumpy). Pour the batter into the prepared baking dish.

Bake until the top is golden brown and tester inserted into the middle of the corn bread comes out clean, about 20 to 25 minutes. Remove the cornbread from the oven and let it cool for 10 minutes before serving.

LulzSect© 07-08-2018 09:15 AM

just took a shower with my model 10/10 GF

not a troll.jpg

Jimjam 07-08-2018 10:06 AM

Drove the barman home coz he missed his bus. He offered to share a shower with him and his g/f.

Had to decline as I was already late for monthly wexit.

skarlorn 07-08-2018 11:09 AM

Corn bread sounds good

Swish2 07-08-2018 08:13 PM

how many "banned users" can we get on page 1?

Kaight 07-08-2018 08:15 PM

https://i.imgur.com/XcGpRZP.gif

Swish2 07-08-2018 08:20 PM


oh, hey :)

Ravager 07-08-2018 08:31 PM

Showers are for the clean.

Canelek 07-08-2018 08:37 PM

I've got a new wok to go with my Samsung slide in range, which is equipped with a 18,000 BTU double ring flamethrower I like cornbread

katrik 07-08-2018 09:29 PM

I’m studying for an exam. Fuck real life! All I want is to be a fat loser who plays EQ. Srs


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