a small diFFereNce between MY booty Call and YOUR "booty call"
 

https://i.imgur.com/4MWeWTo.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XKt79O6.png

I'll take the dragons please, thots B gone

"Chest lost the game, BDA loses - We are the lords of Velious"

LOL'd hard, definitely worthy of sig space, speaks hard to the over-immersed

I don't get those so here's my mom vs technology:

https://i.imgur.com/o4293ON.png

prefers dragons over sex

sexual degeneracy is very post modern OP

I once met this 20something when she got a troublesome grill lit for my friends and I. We called her fire princess. I sent her a text that went something like:
"Fire princess, you've lit a flame in my chest and my pants. At first I thought it was acid reflux and a urinary tract infection but I'm pretty sure it's you."
We hooked up for a few months.