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v.20

I’m hanging out with that cute NB person tomorrow. Need advice on how to not blow that. Non-binary people are as confusing for me to understand as trans people were to society before the re-education camps.

I can't really give you terrific non smarty pants advice? Just be like, hey, hey! You! Yeah, you, uhhh, you!?

I’ve already been awkwardly texting her every day since Wednesday. Need better advise please.

MICROAGGRESSION

It’s so intentional, too, lol. I’d like to ask zem xer pronouns, but I’m afraid I’m gonna legit laugh if it’s one of the made up words.

buy it coffee (its good to show you are a provider, even in a token way) and after you ask what it wants tell the barista loudly "it will have a x"

I have a simple rule:

If I have to walk on eggshells when I'm around you, I'm not going to be friends with you.

I used to date a girl who didn't appreciate my sense of humor.

Dumped. Sorry, but I won't live that way.

For the record, the girl got angry because I joked that I wanted to have sex in a tub of beer.

I was being goofy...

that's different from disrespecting le pronouns. even tho i think nb is kinda gooftarded considering humon consciousness ackchyually is categorically bifurcated by E- or T-dominance. u gotta respect the tardation. beer tub jokes are okay though, she sounds crazy

Lol. I swear if I hear “it” I’m gonna pass it my handcream and tell it to put the lotion on. Otherwise I wanna be as respectful as I can. Had good conversations so far. And I could probably learn a thing or two from zem.