To those psyched as fuck for new server
 

as if blue wasnt blue enough, a completely gutless server strictly for eunuchs and children... all those fat little cross eyed cowards needed a MORE blue server. one where youre GUAranteed your lewts just by being in the zone, and nobody can force you out of it... ever.



I got a new idea for a server its called the ORANGE server and you make a level 1, and every 5 minutes you gain another level by meditating. it takes place entirely within "The Nexus" luclin zone, and at level 60 a computer controlled NPC shows up and gives you tons of fat loots, and if you ever make any negative comments to anyone youre auto-banned immediately. My guess is orange would be infinitely more popular than green, given the calibre of the gamers around here.



turns out 98/100 p1999 players are total pussies. If even 15/100 had a pair of balls we'd have a great server on red. But thats not the case.

the objective truth of the matter is that anyone with any enthusiasm for this new garbage is a spineless little chickenshit bitch. and the odds are- that means YOU.

anyone who matters already played and beat red

*BiG SiP*

sorry your server is dead and gay

nobody whose ever mattered has ever played on blue, and nothing that was ever done there deserves any praise... same will be the case for green.

heheh sorry youre a confused bleeding vagina with no balls like everyone else on p1999

big sip

No one posting on the red forums has claimed to be excited for green tho

Check the P99 discord. New red server announced today. Launch on December 5th 2019. Why play on red for another 2 months?

Can you fill me in with the new deets for red server launching december 5 2019?

Must be not a project 1999 box?

Where'd you get this info? are you talking about the roz box that launches December 13th?

FAKE NEWS

or

Something to live for.