How many of you told your boss this morning
 

that you had a stomach ache when you came in?

Nah, "Hey, I am at a point where I just need to zone out and grind this code, gonna stay home tomorrow if that's cool?"

I'm calling to inform you there was an emergency incident within my family and I won't be able to make it into work today.

Pfft at work right now. Whats point being home for another like 4 hours at least:) Can only look at char create screen and forums so long:)

Sent a text. Told him Odus needed me.

As of today, Tyronius is in 100% full character.

You mean for 2 weeks.

Tyronious I can't wait to hang out with you ingame. Though will be sad when I invade said Odus for the one true god. Innoruuk

The trick is to complain of a stomach upset at the start of day. Get more and more excited about p1999 throughout the day until you throw up from nerves.

Inform colleagues and sign out as you are worried about spreading bugs.

Join p1999 for 2 weeks 'due to severe bugs obstructing progress'.

I just set my out of office to working from home today :P