Green Horror Stories
 

Share stories of the worst things to happen to you, or horrible things you saw happen to others on Green. Training, brutal deaths, fails, blatant kill steals, it's like lord if the flies out there.

I'll submit this I originally wrote for another thread.

I saw a streamer high elf that ran to the boat across OOT as soon as the server came up, made a daring bindless run thru FP/EC/WC/Kith to Rivervale with the expressed intent of doing the stew quest which resulted in like zero exp.

I managed to kill 2 bats in 2 hours. I don't know if that's a horror story because some probably weren't that lucky, haha.

https://i.imgur.com/Svf8vZr.png

It has become apparent that Rivervale is dealing with a serious case of ... yes, incest.

I met 5 cool strangers and leveled 1 to 4 in a 6 man group.

this guy is an ugly-face halfling lmao

reroll uggo

I ran an ogre warrior from Oggok to SRo and had a kobold hunter in inny swamp nearly kill me! He took me down to one bubble but strafe running saves the day once more!

I camped a single decaying skeleton spawn for a bit then ran to kaladim to find out the bone chip quest is terrible

I called some guys GF a B, because he had to go for her.

true story.

Ya they blocked out quest xp entirely in starting cities or sumthing. Super uncool tbh hope they rethink dat