My life is a bigger disaster than yours
 

I have lived with my ex-boyfriend(much older) for 10 years.

Most of my neighbors hate or fear me.

My few friends and family don't trust me.

My poop gets really really stuck inside recently.

The end! :cool:

All of these sound like they could be negative things except the first one...
Most ppl like living with their significant other, no?


Edit: just noticed the ex part...carry on!

Is this a pity thread? I stubbed my toe this morning.

It's a build-up thread, silly! :) You make better choices than me most likely. :p

The King of the Hill(trailer) just got back with $200 of groceries from the supermarket. Good eating for awhile but I don't buy or cook any of it personally. I am like a princess of this humble little kingdom (one that can't poop and never sees a doctor).

Too much queso?

*Regal blaring of horns*
His grace, the King, just regaled to the court(me) a fascinating and rousing tale of his glory day exploits from the 1950s. I missed half of it I regret... :(

I believe the 93 year old cousin "looked 14 at the time" according to the King's recounting of it.

Ricky Nelson - Garden Party 1985

For some reason, all these anti-royalty doctors in this area REFUSE to make a housecall to our castle to give me a checkup because "medicaid doesn't pay for that! (loser.)" I've concluded this area is extremely hostile to the royal family. :(

Eat more vegetables

You might be onto something...the King/chef has been using an AWFUL lot of queso recently. Wow, thanks! :D

Okay, this is probably good advice too. The King likes to eat alot of veggies actually, but we never have them for breakfast and very few before dinner. He likes to steam alot of squarsh, broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus etc...but we probably ruin the whole experience with all the processed cheese we usually sprinkled on them. :eek::o

Drinking Ashby's plum and apricot tea right now, maybe all day to save a life based on desperation and 24 hours of free time a day out of 24 hours. :cool: