What guys thinks happens when he tells women he plays P99 at the local speed date..
 

Title is all messed up, it should say..

"What guys think happen when they tell women they spent 36 hours camping a manastone on Green/Teal99."

As a powerful pixel lord I just yell CONCEDE at my victim until she lowers her head and meekly undresses

You put the telescope down.

I, too, don't know how to post shit properly.

Probably assumes said nerd lives in his parents basement and cancels a second date.