Seaworthy Planking MQ
 

For the illustrious BFG-9000

Elevate your fashion quest to new heights with this no longer obtainable weapon of mass destruction. Become the envy of your Ranger brethren as you parse okay-ish damage for two minutes at a time.

You'll want to prepare a team to take down one of the drakes needed for the Huge Drake Wing, and I can help with some pretty useless classes! (Epic Cleric being potentially the least useless) I also have the 100' of Waterproofed Rope so you won't have to waste your precious time plundering ghostly underwater chests.

This legendary item can be yours today in exchange for outlandish platinum offerings, or trinkets of insurmountable wealth. Just shoot an offer!

Thank you for your time and stay safe! :)

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The last one sold for 80k 3 or 4 weeks ago. Not sure how much outlandish is.

Forgive my wording, I was being (mostly) facetious. However, the lack of planks being sold recently is what spurred the occasion. I did want to gauge the amount of interest vs the ever decreasing supply of available MQs. I've received 4 offers in the span of a couple days, and I'd like to give it a few and keep an open dialogue with interested parties before jumping the gun, ya know?

Also bump!

Line up a drake loot right and I’ll buy it all one shot

I don't blame you for getting all you can out of it. The number of returning players since the pandemic has actually increased the supply though. Can't say a huge amount but there have been more pop up. I'm certainly interested and can probably get a huge drake wing at the drop of a hat. I shot you a PM with an offer.

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Withdraw my offer, I hate 3rd grade games

Easily worth 80k to a Ranger if they know what's good.

I bid 100k. This guy wants 500k. He needs to spit out a number and stop wasting peoples time. I would'nt give 4 copper pieces now.