Sister
 

I often think of this poem when I see the WTS posts:

Shel Silverstein
“One sister for sale,
One sister for sale,
One crying and spying young sister for sale
I'm really not kidding so who'll start the bidding
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickle?
A penny?
Oh isnt there isnt there isnt there any
One person who will buy this sister for sale
This crying spying old young sister for sale.”

Good one
 

Nice, I read those books over and over as a kid.

OMG Step-Bro what are you doing?!