Me: “hey kids, let me show you how to farm platt. Isn’t this fun? Get to it!”

Went 3 of 3 with geocaches with the kids today and they had a good time.

I remember the day my 10 year old nephew came over and I showed him Skyrim.

He decided instantly on committing genocide.

Everyone in town was put to the sword. Men, women, even the children. Well, he got angry when he couldn't kill the children.

The kid is a psychopath. I'm sure he's the next Hitler.

Not being able to kill everyone is dumb man. Unless there's a legitimate reason. Like G-d like prowess and able to delete the PC with a mere thought. Even then you should be able to take out the deity. Just very hard to do without it noticing you first.

Distinct lack of UFOs leads me to believe it's deff a deep fake.

Going back to the doctor again today.

Seems like I have Hematoma from the car wreck.

Hell yeah.

Hematoma are bruises. And yes a bruise can kill you or create complications that do.

Some are worse than others.

Really hoping it's not that bad or in your head. And the doc is just checking up to make sure you're healing ok.

I can feel hard tube-like lumps underneath the bruising in the abdominal.

I've heard you can tear tissue and your intestine can poke out, like a hernia.

I hope it isn't that. Because that requires surgery I believe.

Getting an IV contrast CT scan.

They looked concerned when I told them that I didn't get one yet.

Shit.

Finally watched the first two LOTR movies with my girlfriend. Extended editions.

She got turned on by the battering rams forcing their way through the doors, and Arwen waking Aragorn with a kiss. Not enough nudity and sex for her lol.

Oye, best of luck