i wore ridiculous jnco jeans, i'd be whatever the fuck they told me to be, that's the only reason i care about this issue is because i remember how fucking retarded i was in jr high

and thankfully shit like Pantera instilled toxic masculinity into me.

Tulips are out in the Netherlands. Always a nice time of year.
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Can’t seem to get the smaller grey chuckwallas to drink water like this big orange boy was today (licking it off the wall). They too skittish. Next time I’ll attempt to approach them as one of their own with this costume

someone should do a study to see if lizards like ppl in lizard costumes more than ppl not wearing them

always been a scalie at heart too so i applaud ur dedication )

Went to annual flower parade. Suuuper Dutch. Edible made it nice.

Costume worked. Got one of the smaller greys to drink (off the rock) today :)

Baby Chuckwalla drank off the wall today on my hike. What would the leezards do without me?

Also got the new Brooks ghost running shoe, $140. Will have enuf time to break it in before Cali trip where I run the boardwalk every day. Made the mistake of buying a new pair right before and not breaking it in, not making that mistake again…

Being a live is nice

Son had a nice hit in Little League today and was psyched :)