Embrace your god and give me all of your stuff
 

The world is ending tomorrow, why not give me your things today since you won't be needing them anymore?

You can rub my disbelief in my face when we're at the gates of Hell tomorrow.

Sent in-game tells to Starie and let me know how much platinum you'd like to give me and any other items so I can make necessary bank space.

Thanks! :)