The difference between my commute and your commute *Sip
 

Since Snortles is on hiatus, figured we should keep his post format alive. Have fun sitting in traffic peasants.

https://imgur.com/gallery/5epK1AL

Snortle Relative Found

I drive a twelve thousand dollar used Toyota camry. Little sip

I commute 15 feet from my bedroom to my home office. homemade coffee sip

Sometimes I use a bathroom. It's about 20 ft away. Can be too much of a struggle tho.

Doncha mean: *functional, practical dad sip*

I'm currently getting paid to relax in my leather recliner while watching the God Father on my 300-inch projector TV.

Meanwhile Lulz is waking up from a Mad Dog 20/20 coma and trying to remember how many relationships he ruined while high on pills and cocaine over the holiday break.

*siP in your direction*

Is that a Bell 407?

You should check out part 3’s new edit by Coppola “Coda the death of Michael Corleone” it’s a shit load better than the original cut.

At least he didn't embarrass himself trying to get a Putang surname.