...And then they came for me
 

First they came for ZL pullers.
But I didn’t care Bc I don’t really play on red.

Then they came for clickie users.
But I didn’t care Bc I only had a few k sunk into root nets.

Then they came for the Seal Teams.
But I didn’t care Bc I wasn’t tacticool.

Then they came for the Erudites.
But I didn’t care Bc my main is a Troll.

...And then they came for me.
And there was no one left to care.

cool story

Why the fuck would anyone come for you of all people?


I'm sorry. That was mean. But why? Who's persecuting you? Are you suffering so much to write a shitty satire poem? You probably ate better today than the majority of the planet. And you have access to soap whether or not you take advantage of that privilege.

Ravager is extremely immersed in this post.

Good for you buddy

I drink and I post. What do you expect?

In the end, they cried. Not because of the wrong they committed, but because they were finally called out. Have fun storming the capitol (if you weren't so fucking lazy and scared).

Ftfy

LOL

It’s a good quote, I think it’s lost upon the immersed...

The meaning behind the original quote, lost on those who were disbanded.