Oh, Stormy Daniels. Trump won his case recently, she was there to drag the man through the media.. I mean what else could offend evangelicals more than whoring, which she did but didn't have to spread her legs for it.

Besides, i am more of a Melissa Mendiny kind of guy if its about sex workers and escorts. Not that I would, I am at a safe distance.. but if challenged then your old boy here can put on two rubbers and zip up a tyvex suit with the crotch cut out.

I thought it was for breaching the NDA she had with him. So refund+penalties.

Why Orange Super Husband had an NDA with a pornohooker is anyones guess, really?

NY lifestyles of the rich and famous, something tells me you might have more insight to that world than a boy from the rural countryside.

Evangelicals aren't very urban dense.

I reckon you fixin' ta be right, cowpoke.

That dialect might be more south-western. I am east coast southern.

Dat gum Easterlings are a mystery to me, y'all. Who dat?

Fixin’ to is definitely said in East Texas. Can’t speak for Appalachia or wherever precisely mblake is from

Sorry dummy, 100% of this rift is caused by Vladimir putin and the Russian state’s consistent desire to expand despite its inability to do so against peers who aren’t vodka addled mafiosos wearing track suits

Funny that no Russians in Estonia or Latvia desire to go back to the motherland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upstate_South_Carolina

I’ve hooked up with escorts before in Vegas twice. One time my stepbrother and I went to a “spa” super drunk and I ended up banging some 10/10 hot Asian chick

The other time after doing some blow buddies and I did the same thing on a bachelor party trip (not the groom lol). That time I hooked up with some 10/10 Colombian girl

I haven’t even seen girls on the internet as hot as these were. Then again I was told by the cab driver to request a lineup so they don’t stick you with an uggo, so that’s what I did. I seriously hope they weren’t trafficked, it’s pretty much legal in Vegas tho. They both were into it (or seemed to be) but neither spoke great English so it can be a bit awkward. I think they have condoms there, and you are obviously required to use one

But it was pretty expensive, I think one was $250 and the other time it was $300