Seems like Rob is hugely underestimating how much all of you inbred trailer trash are hopelessly addicted to Fox News.

holy f*ck, they're literally larping Final Fantasy.

Next they'll tell us to buy chocobos.

Maybe I should move to a more conservative town, like Austin.

Daily Reminder Pedo Pete the worst president ever

Hope that helps

I doubt someone like you would want to move to a city with so many non-whites despite being in such a bible thumping state.

Yeah I mean, I like my sidewalks clear of drug needles and pride parades are off putting to me. Homo doesn't interest me at all and I avoid it whenever possible.

Hillbillies wouldn't progress, so as progressives delved further into the butt-hole of the world it seemed like Cleetus was getting more extreme sitting on his shit-shack porch.

hmm "inbred trailer trash"

what a mixed bag. i live amongst the trash and the trailers.

Resist the urge to openly oppose miscegenation like our redneck friend here foaming at the mouth about homo needle users.

When I hear a tesla driving around with its fake spaceship noise it cracks me up.

It's like, everyone is literally larping IRL that they live in the future when we're really just primates still.

That doesn't fly the Rainbow or Anarchist flag outside, but inside copies of the constution are burned as ritual with daily prayers for the bombs to fall.