Horza feeling left out :(

Tugs on my heartstrings

What if we kissed?

Like I held you down on the ground and played with your nipples and whispered "Chi-na..." in your ear like how Trump says it.

Would you vote Republican then?

This is a rather disturbing glimpse into the mind and sexual proclivities of the average Trumptard.

What if I gently pulled up your shirt and nuzzled your bellybutton with my nose.

We would both giggle under the bed sheets, and sigh together in bliss, interlocking our hands in true love.

Would you vote Republican then?

Seriously think about it, baby cakes xoxo

I just wanna sniff your dick, come on. I wanna smell where it's been. We can snuggle afterwards. I just wanna know what's inside your butthole.

That's it. Come on, stop being gay and let me slide inside your intestinez.

Then we can go vote. For your favorite political party, The Republicans.

I won't tell anyone about the voting (but I will about the hot stinky sex)

If this is what your party losing three elections in a row has done to you, I can't wait to see who's dick your fantasizing about after the fourth.

i have horza on ignore without even having horza on ignore lol

Come on, let me peek inside that stink ditch. Let me get my tongue in that hairy hole.

Whatever makes you retards feel better about voting for a guy who flew regularly on the Lolita Express.

It’s so funny because I’ve seen that show To Catch A Predator and bringing sex toys to an adolescent teen, even the same gender sometimes as the perpetrator, was used by the police as an indication that the adult wanted to have sex with them

Turns out, all they needed to do was say “no it’s ok, I was just doing it to teach them ABOUT sex” and Chris Hanson and the police would have high-fived the guy and said “no problem, fam. You are such an inspiration for our children”