You can say things like "its normal to do it. Its not normal if you're hurting yourself. Its not normal if you're doing it all the time. Its not normal if you make yourself bleed. " etc.

See how I just talked about something and nobody got molested...? You couldnt even imagine that because you're so stuck on this fantasy of yours.

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina is porn no matter how you define it. So, grow up. Kids saw "porn" in class of a 2d drawing of penetration. Get over it. You're acting like a Karen against satanic music.

Dude is afraid of a monochrome drawing.

Actually quite the opposite

I discovered porn with no filters when internet came out and I was about 8 years old

So by 10 not only was I watching hardcore porn, I had also seen videos of people being burned alive and having their heads cut off with chainsaws

Completely destroyed by pedestal of innocence. Which is why I say there is such a need for parents to clamp down on their kid’s internet

I saw stuff by 10 that your teachers didn’t need to talk to you about, but chose to anyway for some suspect reason

Switch topics because you couldn’t think of a reason to justify discussing masturbation with kids that already do it?

That ok, I can feel you straining to think of a reason before giving up and switching to sex

If you actually read, you would know I said descriptions of the biology of sex (sex is different than masturbation, maybe not for you but for the rest of us it is lol), complete with textbook pictures is fine. No problem with that

I went to a public school. This was not weird.

You're weird because you're sooooooo touchy about the subject.
You can pass on information without getting abused or aroused.

Maybe you cant. Maybe thats just it.

You didnt take sex ed. Did you?

Yea I took the normal not creepy version

The teachers assumed we had all been fucking shampoo bottles and couch cushions for years and didn’t need to waste time explaining the concept of masturbation and how to do it

We were told about what happens biologically when two adults have sex, which is the fertilization of an egg. That transitioned into discussion of pregnancy, contraception, and birth. Then to STD’s

I already said multiple times that’s how sex ed should be. If yours was like that, great. If it wasn’t, let’s hope it’s for a non-creepy reason

It's only not weird because it's the only thing we've known. :(

Really it should be the parent’s job

Yeah your fantasy didnt happen, sorry. Telling someone "if you're hurting yourself, see a doctor." as health advice is WAY over the line for you.

See how I just explained something very personal in a way that doesnt impact anyone..?

What the hell are you taking about?

A doctor talking to an ADULT about a medical issue has literally nothing to do with a an adult teacher talking to a kid about something there is literally no reason to talk about: masturbation. The kid doesn’t need to be told what the concept is. He’s not going to hurt himself doing it in a way that an adult would need to explain to prevent. And he certainly doesn’t need to be shown it

Sex is different because there is something that is biologically occurring that is really fucking important…namely the birth of another person

The more you try to equate sex and masturbation as the same thing with the same need for discussion by teachers the more I assume to you they are the same thing

And these doctor analogies are going right over my head, I’m afraid