yeah i like to hang out with women, i like to get laid, i like to make out and cuddle.

but then after a night or two at her place, I come home and sprawl out on my bed, in my silent house, with laundry on the floor and dishes in the sink, and I ask myself, "How in the hell would i survive being married"

Mostly poking fun

But it is a clear attempt by people to join the coveted Alphabet group. And they had to make “asexual” a spectrum because these people really aren’t asexual at all, just unsuccessful with romance

But these are the same leftists who derisively call chronically single right wingers “incels”. So I figured, if you are being called an incel, and want to flip the script and join a highly coveted protected victim status group, and be supported by the establishment and Dems everywhere as a new member of the LGBT, go with Asexual

Porn is bad for you

Not what I meant, but things that are bad for me are fun.

I smoke.

I feel something so right
Doing the wrong thing
And I feel something so wrong
Doing the right thing
I couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie
Everything that kills me makes me feel ALIVE

You guys want to buy a small bag of coke? $50

If you ever wonder why nobody will take you seriously when you gripe about conservative voices being silenced... this type of thing is among the mountain of reasons why.

You even got the PG version

I previously included a pic of a woman from the article who identifies as Asexual along with a sarcastic comment about how I could see why, but figured it was simply too cruel and deleted it

White grievances and culture war bullshit are just about the only reasons they can think of to vote for a guy who regularly flew on Epstein's underage sex plane.

You should listen to that instinct, especially for things you have not personally experienced