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imperiouskitten 06-25-2021 12:34 AM

which 3? like the hollywood triple threat? i can't rly sing altho I can dance a few dances and act :) does writing count for a 3rd threat?

imperiouskitten 06-25-2021 12:37 AM

I don't engage in sexual acts for money. I edit and post footage for money. I let middle aged lesbian school teachers tie me up in public merely for fun.

Teh fact is, I am a slut and exhibitionist, as well as a talented empath and unusual beauty, and I like people who are kind. Alot, but not enuf to mix blood. Betazoid, not whore. Stay fat and lonely while i live ur dreams

Cecily 06-25-2021 01:11 AM

LARPing Hellraiser isn't exactly what I'd call my dreams.

imperiouskitten 06-25-2021 01:14 AM

No this is more like TNG where they send a hot, brilliant empath to flirt with all the crew to keep them happy. Except I'm also banging a mean Klingon with an angel's face.

also sorry you didn't got cis lesbian to top you for rope art photos while a hushed crowd whispers about how pretty and young your alabaster pedobait body looks all twined up in ropes from the ceiling. very hellraiser lol. also sorry i got that guy u crushed on too

Cecily 06-25-2021 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by imperiouskitten (Post 3326341)
also sorry you didn't got cis lesbian to top you for rope art photos while a hushed crowd whispers about how pretty and young your alabaster pedobait body [WTF?] looks all twined up in ropes from the ceiling. very hellraiser lol

https://i.imgur.com/CgeeHIg.gif

imperiouskitten 06-25-2021 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cecily (Post 3326343)

yes it looks like that, also that extra weight u put on is doing u tons of favors ! no haha actually she was a cute late 40s lezzy schoolteacher, very umm...understated, while still cute normie. She reminded me of my 3rd grade teacher lol. You'd have loved to feel what its like, when a lezzy top feels comfortable playing with u cuz you dont creep them out. For me however it was mostly just an oddly intimate fun, i just liek gusy i guess.

less dat more dis (but cameras not rly allowed)
https://i.imgur.com/rFKZnAg.png

Pulgasari 06-25-2021 01:53 AM

the Weave is strong 💪

imperiouskitten 06-25-2021 06:01 AM

mom would be real proud.

imperiouskitten 06-25-2021 07:07 AM

anyway, i was alive for Trump and particularly New Zealand and realized that the pastime of gaslighting weak people as deep into mental illness as you can (" baseball ") is actually pretty shitty and costs lives and eats our culture away. I did change things that day (NZ). I never took you for Evil alignment and you never repped it but yeah, you're empathetic enough you should have grown by now especially with a conscientious person like me in your orbit castigating you.

Please don't stay the same forever and ever because you are locked in an ego battle between your small cock and me. I'm demonstrably better in every meaningful way, I'm right, I've obviously been there and done that and I really hope you can just consider where you fit in in the world. to die on Incel Hill is a sad sad end for you, of all people, a reflection of some strong emotion toward me which absent me wronging you I can only assume is envy or status jockey fever or the gut reaction to defend the assailed man, who does not deserve to be harangued for using the N word by this N word sow. which is a cringe and vom path to Hell and destroyed friendship.

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Byue 06-25-2021 07:30 AM

is this the place where we write about our sexual fantasies?

mine is going to a girl's house and she has tons of books and I think she's smart and seems like you go the opposite direction.

too subtle?


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