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HalflingSpergand 05-05-2021 06:22 AM

Oldest fat person
 
What is the oldest fat person you've ever PERSONALLY known pretty well in your life how old were they?

Toxigen 05-05-2021 07:47 AM

My grandfather is alive and well. 92. Fat.

Still drives and gets around just fine. He never drank alcohol.

starkind 05-05-2021 07:50 AM

Define fat. Cuz a lot of 70s. But I honestly don't know how they are doing it.

BlackBellamy 05-05-2021 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand (Post 3299917)
What is the oldest fat person you've ever PERSONALLY known pretty well in your life how old were they?

Have you been outside? They're all fat. From year 1 to year infinity. Every single American is morbidly obese.

Cecily 05-05-2021 09:45 AM

I blame the 1950s. Just add water food, preservatives, and the shift from fresh food to boxes of stuff. My grandmother was and all 4 of her children are pretty obese and 3/5, at least, are diabetics. I have strong suspicions that the diet they were raised on condemned them to those bodies. Wasn't my grandma's fault. This was the way of the future and she had no idea how to cook (which she later became really good at) and had 3 kids back to back with another later on. She did the best she could and I'm not entirely sure it's the food to blame. Think her mom was really heavy, too, which doesn't synch up with my processed foods idea. Anyways, she lived till her mid 80s.

Snortles Chortles 05-05-2021 09:47 AM

your mom
(LOL)

nostalgiaquest 05-05-2021 10:00 AM

yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator

HalflingSpergand 05-05-2021 10:22 AM

Fat = huge stomach or like difficult to walk fat like the physics are not correct for walking anymore

Nocht 05-05-2021 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by nostalgiaquest (Post 3299952)
yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator

Yo momma so fat she drives a spandex car!

starkind 05-05-2021 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand (Post 3299957)
Fat = huge stomach or like difficult to walk fat like the physics are not correct for walking anymore

I've never met one older than 40 in that case.


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