KJV

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No if you crack the KJV it means everyone is an asshole because were born with sin.

And boy is that the fuckn truth.

Born to give us second birth.

If we're lucky!

Although if we're just dust in the wind, never having to witness any more human stupidity after death may be the greatest gift of all.

It's a little telling that the technical theocracy known as the United Kingdom is mostly unobservant these days.

You can tell me what that means about Lutherism.

It means the printing press was a mistake :p

aren't advancements in communication technology going to be inevitable though? there isn't anything healthy people want more than to exchange information faster and faster

sounds like the apple to me... :o

yeah i mean you can't stop it from happening though

bible says the world has to devolve into shit before god shows up so really im just sitting here counting plagues

but like 40 seconds after John the Elder put his pen down people immediately started assigning apocalyptic meaning to every terrible thing that happens

turns out hitler wasn't the antichrist after all

one line that sticks with me is the one that says something like, "No man will know when god returns" to me that means that "god" will have faded from all memory on earth. We're sitting here conspiracizing (yep, its a word now) about End Times stuff, so that means we have not forgotten god.

the first time he destroyed the earth it wasn't until like 1 single dude was the last believer

so im definitely gonna be long dead by the time the heavens part and trumpets blare

I think after he killed everyone god decided that if we follow the 10 commandments we can have language.

I was really just cracking an internet was a mistake joke, becuase the printing press really is why luthanarism is a thing (the church used to keep the bible under strict lock and key until then)

The printing press really lowered the status of the church quite a bit.

afaik!!