thats like my fetish!

first we all blame each other for our own problems and start ripping each other limb from limb

then some ass hole rips the most people up and everyone worships it as a god king and

and just when humanity thinks they've stopped killing everyone Jesus appears and kills the rest of those rotten cockroaches.

jesus comes riding in on Apophis asteroid like

https://i.imgur.com/OdKz174.gif

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

idk, I'm kinda happy he didn't live to see us deteriorate this far i have a feeling his brand of nihilism was hiding profound disappointment with mankind.

ya know the first ground penetrator weapon (bunker buster) was developed in record time, under budget and with 1/10th the test drops of other bombs

all we have to do is put a 30 megaton nuclear bunker buster on Nasa's SLS heavy

the US DOD actually states on record that they aren't going to decommission and continue to develop the super crazy nuclear weapons as matters of planetary defense. These guys know what we're really facing, info that they don't release

I hate to be the buzzkill during apocalypse porn time, but there are many other realistic ways that we're all gonna die

Taxes could pay for the news! And we could raffle off news licenses! :p

happy, but canceled for sure. :o

anyone checked in on the bees? how those lil important fuckers doing.

That would be equally funny for as much evidence as we've found that shows us how finely tuned everything has to be to work

IRL spoilers :o

For real: spoilers