I means even you could get your epic, you should be happy.
Welfare is the only way you would get those.

a few pages later...

lyin about yours on a welfare server lol

u can stop fighting - u both lose, i am supreme and only lack my epic cuz i leveled first (aka thje responsible thing)

jibartik is scared of dying so if u let his hp get low he runs around and agro's adds instead of just eating it and accepting a rez he wipes the group. so he obviously needs a grown up like me to make fun of that.

also now i only need swirling sphere of color so we almost done

Found out my guild is a bunch of weird norweigien euros who raid during the daytime EST so I have to find a new one. Also the leader is a maximum cringe nolifer with a box army following him around and definitely going to bank all the guild's drops and use it to buy personal kronos for his box army. Got my shattered emerald of corruption tho

Honestly Woodsman's Staff parses about the same as epics so it's not a huge priority. Dual wielding in general is pretty shit til you have some of those really nice ratio velious weps or a wurmslayer

well you still havent figured out what afk means :D

Woodsmans staff is such a righteous weapon. It's just so correct that there is a 2hb for all normal life rangers that want to win at the game.

You whip out your swarm caller, get some slow going, whip out the woodsmans and smash their face in. So great.

vamps only use blades though :o

more like i wONT STAND for afk lazy bones

I really didn’t like when they revamped the melee damage calculations.

Lune what's your characters name on Mischief? You're playing a ranger too eh? Nice! We should get a p99 adventure going on somewhere with all those playing. I think it's just Lune and Jibartik though on Mischief besides me? Atleast that's what it's looking like.