At least your cat isn’t a rapist

One time my male cat was kneading my shirt with his paws, typical cat staff. Then I noticed him sort of shivering, and thought he was about to puke. So I waved him away, calling out “hey don’t puke on me!”. He jumped away and I noticed he had his red rocket dick out, which he started trying to clean

Then I looked down and noticed a wet spot on my shirt. I ran to the shower and cried for like 30 mins, not knowing how to feel about it. After that our relationship sort of soured. I never knew if his affections were genuine or if he just wanted to fuck me. He’s neutered btw which makes everything weirder

True story btw, except for the crying part. Now I never let him do his paw kneading, because like a typical guy he always tries to turn a massage into sex

Fuckin rapist cat…

we had an outside cat like that he just wanted somewhere warm and soft to stick his dick getting him fixed helped lol

also my mom is talking about C-hexadecimal varients being discussed in the health field of covid, it's gonna be with us forever

we created this disease and it doesn't follow the normal valance of nature it is now a 100% permanent part of our genome forever and ever even after the world dies and comes back rements of it will always be there to be respliced by idiots and CRISPR again

I thought they were gonna name variants going forward after constellations?

Gonna freak a lot of people out.

ya i dunno that may be the public facing plan i'm talking about more backend talks that aren't getting published immediatly on google

oh that's the plan for if they run out of greek letters

https://i.imgur.com/TC4Ro0Z.gif

idk maybe covid will become like those c-dificile infections (a dime a dozen varients) that kill ppl in hostpitals or care settings but it will be the covid resistant superbug version of those

i dont know what the stats are, i know we've created some lovely monsters just out of sheer irresponsability with medication and trying to forcibly extend life well beyond what is reasonable for some people, $$$$ is why and privilage, and 'we can do it so why not try'

modern medicine at it's finiest bruhs

just more letters for the pathology department to code into the dbase

lol Covid-Jesus variant

*Christian kissing parties

It's this kind of extreme arrogance about our own importance that's killing red staters by the ice cream truck load. Nature can, and does evolve. Our species hasn't been here as long salmon and we think nature cant throw us a curve without human intervention.

Viruses mutate on their own. However, the theory that it originated in a lab has gained a lot of traction while the theory that it originated in a Wuhan wet market has lost traction

I forget all the specifics but I could dig them up with free time later

Feeding the anti-CCP project has way more utility than feeding racist dogs. Whatever's clever. :)