snortles logs on to myanimelist.com for the third time today to edit his preferences

let that sink in

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down.

So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise).

But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I feel like there were other Matrix tests you could have tried first that were much gentler on everyones' sphincters.

Unless you are just quoting from one of the trailers for that new Matrix movie coming out. I haven't been following it much.

shut up yendor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pFK2MigEqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW8oWRdkmgU


zamnnnnnnnnnnn

Weird way to flex finally losing ur virginity, but ok.

Man What is the title of that fine work

Wow! What a moron, everyone knows this is the le gioie di casa by Saltini Pietro.