I still don't understand what the randomly alternating caps and lowercase is supposed to indicate? Sarcasm?

Everyone knows that perfectly punctuating everything makes you a dork, and never capitalizing anything makes you really cool and hip and detached, but wtf is this?

shut up baler

I ate Japanese noodles today tunabros. Feeling catgirl vibes r now.

Not really lol

Fuck yeah Chortles chillaxin' like the boss he is. Thought his shoe was a nilla wafer standing in his cafe for a moment. Would be a classy move

That cup is about as tall as he is

Scrolls past multiple blocked trannies, taps submit

so many trannies on p99

nuuuuu he has a job im upset nuuuuuuuu
(lol)