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its been days since the crab invasion of the popcone mine

the manager ordered the collapse of the main entrance leaving us trapped. Robert was sent down for inspection that day.

everyone but Robert and I is dead.

one of the crabs clawed his leg.

have him put his arm around my neck for support as we limp towards a butter crevasse to hide in

hear a few crab's echoing behind us

start walking faster

"sir"

keep walking

"sir!"

"What, Robert?"

can barely see what's in front of us

"Can we stop for a quick word? You've been generous so far but I must ask you one more favor"

keep walking

"We gotta keep going, Rob. These things aren't far behind us."

"Please, sir."

"No."

"THIS AINT NO WHITE MAN"S BURDEN SHIT. STOP!"

can't keep him from saying what I think he will anymore

"What is it?"

look down at his blood leg

"Sorry, I lost my composure"

"...with this leg here...I'm only slowing you down."

"Robert, stop"

can feel tears welling up

"It's inevitable. Your sleeve isnt stopping the bleeding. I'm only giving them something to follow"

hear crab screecn in the distance

"We have to fucking go"

try to drag him but he wont budge

"Come on!"

hot tears flow down my face

"I am not leaving you here!"

see him reach for something in his vest

its a .44 magnum

"No."

"Youve seen what these things do to people. Please, do this for me"
he smiles that familiar smile
"I know a lot about you sir. I knew you were a virgin before you got sent down here but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were a real kinoisseur. Pen and notepad in hand for taking notes during BVS? The rest of them dont get it like you do."
takes out heavily used notepad
"You appreciate the art... the beauty... take them..."
"... Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."

Something about frog legs and single-ticketers being incel shooters.

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Crab screeches in the distance