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BlackBellamy 05-16-2022 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by starkind (Post 3459824)
Very true. Thank you for this opportunity to up my post count one more time.

Which Jesus tho?

Stylish Orthodox Jesus?

https://i.imgur.com/hTyWeUR.jpg

...or the real Jesus?

https://i.imgur.com/C00Znz6.jpg

(Both have magnificent hair!)

starkind 05-16-2022 01:40 PM

Bottom is kinda hotter tbh.

Both e gud tho.

So.

G-d is everything that was, is, and will be.

I feel like ascribing a sex and race to G-d is very silly in that context.

His son was probably a lot like the Jewish tribe he was sent to help out tho. Maybe a bit more universal racially and androgynous sexually. He's mostly described as a man so for myself I just stick with the Mormon version of Jesus and don't automatically assume that it's accurate. It's acceptable. And works well enough for my tribe so I don't sweat about it.

All I know is I'm sure Jesus was full of grace and beautiful. He probably had a sexy voice too. And I bet just being near him in a good mood was like getting hit by harmony x bard mana songs and felt really good. For the most part.

He was probably terrifying when in temple destruction mode.

MrSparkle001 05-16-2022 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy (Post 3459827)
Which Jesus tho?

Stylish Orthodox Jesus?

https://i.imgur.com/hTyWeUR.jpg

...or the real Jesus?

https://i.imgur.com/C00Znz6.jpg

(Both have magnificent hair!)

Lol ancient Palestininans did not look like that.

He and his disciples would have looked closer to this:

https://i.imgur.com/wOVdlDp.png

Reiwa 05-16-2022 02:43 PM

Turkey doesn’t support Sweden, Finland joining NATO

Quote:

Erdogan referenced the Nordic countries’ hosting of members of the Kurdish Workers’ Party, or PKK, which Turkey classifies as a terrorist group.

Sweden and Finland are “home to many terrorist organizations,” Erdogan claimed.

MrSparkle001 05-16-2022 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reiwa (Post 3459842)

They will change their stance soon enough.

starkind 05-16-2022 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSparkle001 (Post 3459835)
Lol ancient Palestininans did not look like that.

He and his disciples would have looked closer to this:

https://i.imgur.com/wOVdlDp.png

That's my jam!

Reiwa 05-16-2022 05:57 PM

Azovs surrendered? And being bussed to Siberia?


Jibartik 05-16-2022 06:45 PM

Jesus's skin couldn't possibly be any more irrelevant. (because skin color IS irrelevant)

He is the son of a celestial entity, not some sheepherder.

Kaveh 05-16-2022 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Reiwa (Post 3459842)

Old news dummy, they just want leverage for some goodies and Erdogan getting to flex his nuts before next year’s election. Too bad for him inflation is 70% in Turkey this year

Reiwa 05-16-2022 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaveh (Post 3459911)
Old news dummy, they just want leverage for some goodies and Erdogan getting to flex his nuts before next year’s election. Too bad for him inflation is 70% in Turkey this year

Oh I only meant to harass rob cuz PKK. 😈


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