table top gaming PSA
 

stop eating food at the high traffic tables.

go eat your greasy food at a back table and then wash your filthy hands.

its also not proper to eat in front of people who don't have food.

and until you do

stop telling people you are part of the everquest community if you aren't going to be a gentleman.

you know who you are.

i haven't played a table top game in so many years, would love to take another stab at it, but i'd have to warm up to you first to admit to you that i have played everquest, even at the dungeons & dragons table

Oh this is one of those PSA's where instead of telling the people directly and actually solving the problem, you want to sound all high and mighty to random people who have nothing to do with it

Well, okay, I guess.

I hope they get their Cheetos fingers all over your cards or action figures or whatever the fuck nerd shit you're upset about.

I will stand with Valakut here. I don't want your greasy fucking paws on my terrain, or my carefully painted Khorne and Slaanesh figurines. Have some manners ya fuckin pig.

You could argue that being covered in cheeto dust and grease is something that the warp would do to Chaos Space Marines and Chaos Daemons. So isn't the greasy neckbeard increasing the immersion?

I always love that video. The last line is great lol.

wargamers are the worst, imagine not eating Cheetos and drinking mt. Dew at the table.

thread has some pot calling the kettle black vibes