Thousands of years from now...
 

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(You finish)

Lol

in the best timeline, Craig won the late-night wars and got Johnny's chair

About 64% of Americans call themselves Christian today. That might sound like a lot, but 50 years ago that number was 90%, according to a 2020 Pew Research Center study. That same survey said the Christian majority in the US may disappear by 2070.

Some might interpret that as genocide and not give you the white glove treatment.

Yeah actually christians can go extinct thats fine by me

Just so long as the muslims and the rest of the judeo-christian faiths go with them

Any of the religions used to justify wars, ya'll can GTFO

Well, if the decline of Christianity in the US is considered genocide, does that mean we need to start a 'Save the Christians' charity fund? Maybe we could have a telethon with celebrities singing 'We Are the World' to raise awareness. Or better yet, we could create a 'No Christian Left Behind' program, complete with matching T-shirts and bumper stickers!

Ill expand that to any religion that is used to justify making life suck for someone else.

Your services are no longer required on this planet, and don't let the door hit you on the way out

I don't want your stank on my door.

all the Abrahamic religions will merge into one like in Dune eventually.