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magnetaress 05-16-2024 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magnetaress (Post 3684825)
How long?

The a answer is instantaneously.

Duik 05-16-2024 10:05 PM

Did someone say jokes.

I once holidayed in Jamaica and did the tourist things, I entered a dim smokey shop with a grizzled old man behind the counter.

We nodded t'ward each other as i motioned to a pair of leather shoes. The old man said they were imbued wirh mystic power to always, if worn correctly get the owner home safely.

Holy shit, stumbing from the pub will never be easier! That worked for about 2 months then the shoes disappeared.
The shoes got bored of short drunken trips and wanted some excitement. It stole a car and crashed it into a lake.
The shoes were recovered but never again magically made their way home again.
I was crestfallen. I decided to visit the local priest. He listened intently and said it is ok my son your mystic footware are in heaven, you see as it turns out, shoes have soles.

magnetaress 05-16-2024 10:07 PM

Oh lord...

Trexller 05-16-2024 10:33 PM

Asked my cousin about how he likes living in North Korea, he said, "You know, I really can't complain"

Duik 05-16-2024 10:39 PM

Trex' cousin is Kim?

Trexller 05-16-2024 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Duik (Post 3684833)
Trex' cousin is Kim?

Nah i doubt it, we don't look alike. I mean we would look alike to the rest of you, but yeah IYKYK

I figure just statistically i gotta have NOKO relatives but they don't know about netflix weed and pizza so what are they really missing?

Duik 05-17-2024 07:02 AM

If ya love IYKYK try this stuff.
https://youtu.be/iFGhKs2a_k8?feature=shared

magnetaress 05-17-2024 12:50 PM

If you know you know.

I don't know.

It's good music tho. Not something I'll listen to more than once.

Crepido 05-17-2024 04:09 PM

what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 and never has 5 (?)

Jimjam 05-17-2024 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crepido (Post 3684879)
what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 and never has 5

yes (3)


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