Joke time
 

Who does the Jedi Council send to deal with all cunts.

ObGynKenobi.

Edit--- You must make the joke up for it to count.

I used to think revenge is a dish best served cold, but then I realized it means getting back at someone.

(not mine but the author is unknown to me, so close enough)

How do you tell if your mucus plug will hold?

Check whether you took birth control or an aphrodisiac.

The first dirty joke I ever heard was...

What did captain Dick say to Captain Condom?
Cover me I'm going in.

10 year old me thought I had discovered peak humor... rofl.

What does a person in transition who also suffers from allergies call their medication?



I’m truly sorry.

i don't have it finished but i have a premise about how houses don't have urinals so for a male to get a bathroom experience actually tailored to him we have to leave to the house to go a bar or sports game..etc

something something everyone who doesn't piss in their sinks as a protest is a cuck to their wife or something.

Why are boys better than girls?

There is no Y.

And Ekco. That is gold.

i'm sure someone has written a joke about it somewhere, i tried googling it and you get like reddit threads of people actually putting urinals in their homes n shit lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoug..._have_urinals/

but couldn't find any clips of comics saying anything

Well I was chatting to this chick, trying to get a date.

I ask what she's into.

"Snakes", she replied.

Well that's unusual, I thought - "what kind of snakes?" I ask.

Comes the reply, "24 inch pythons of course."

Waiting for someone to say "SYDG urinal".
Like everyone has a urinal in their ManCave.