Hard Bullet!!!
 

Ah now, this game, lads and lassies, it’s a belter altogether. What ya see is exactly what ya get—and what ya get is absolute chaos, pure pandemonium that'll have ya grinning like a mad eejit.

I’ll tell ya this, it scratches an itch for rage, and lucky for me, I’ve plenty to spare.

There’s a grand mix of melee weapons, guns, and death traps that’d make even a banshee think twice. In less than an hour, you’ll be breathless, but lovin’ every second. And for the lucky folks with the Oculus 3, well, it’s a whole other level! Your character’s got some smashing abilities—time slowing, a mighty jump, and the kicks, oh the kicks!
Do yourself a favour, pick up this game.

It’s a must-have, no messing!

Top o’ the morning to ya!

There are no lassies here. Is that information that you can assimilate?

Would it help to put it into pseudocode?

Assign(NumberOfGirls) := 0

I dunno, from watching the video, I see a bunch of NPC’s with Goldeneye 64 graphics having stuff shoved in their asses to Backstreet Boys music

I think the itch it might be scratching for you is closer to the prostate if you know what I mean

Ah you probably don’t know what I mean. Let me say it in a way you’ll understand:

01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110

Ah sure, I’ve a fondness for the odd bit of ones and zeros meself, but come on now, that’s takin’ it a step too far, isn’t it?

Hard Bullet, it’s in a league of its own when it comes to physics, I’ll tell ya that much.
The devs are still graftin’ away on it, but you can get your hands on it for a play already.

And for an Oculus game you can run through the virtual desktop, it’s savage altogether.
And sure, graphics? Have they ever bothered anyone who’s spent half their life on Everquest?

You’ve no idea what’s in store, wait ’til you feast your eyes on this, boyo!

He be hanging from a leg where the body be hanging from a hook!

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I can’t say I fully grasp this, but your imagination is as vivid as the Emerald Isle itself! My hat’s off to your brilliant mind. So, will you be giving the game a go then? I’ll bet you’ll be hooked—mark my words!

Can we just have our AI war already?

I'd rather be attacked by you than be annoyed by you

A.I cap'n.