What do you think of this?
 

Ohnepixel is opening cases while dreaming about cases while falling asleep to opening cases thinking about having opened cases in the past and fearing that he will open cases in the future while he's preparing cases to open cases later when he is currently opening cases while on the phone texting about cases writing e-mails to Gabe Newell about opening cases.

In the words of Charlamane Tha God or whatever his name is from the Breakfast Club podcast: “It doesn’t move me, man”. Never been into FPS and never understood the ridic prices for cosmetics

Now a good Magic the Gathering “pull” of some super expensive card, or a footage of someone getting a crazy rare drop in an MMO, that I could watch sometimes

That's an absurd amount of cash to spend on pixels. While it wouldn't get you anything, think about what that could mean to a lot of homeless people/animal shelters/[insert charity here].

In the youtube comments someone put the openings netted him 10% value of what he spent to open them in the first place. GabeN wins again I guess :)