Funny thing about yesterday...
 

I realized Obama was president. I thought he was a golfer on the 8th hole. Damn. Please vote Romney. Kick this imposter out so he can work on his game. Not sure how he got into the white house.

No, wait... They're still wondernig how this economy got so bad. I take it back. We're screwed.

I'll never vote for a heretic. Romney should be burned at the stake.

think outside the bun

Your feedback is worthless to me. Thank you for trying.

HE'S A HERETIC

If it has anything to do with a juicy hotdog I'll listen.

replace z. puppet with a z. puppet

sounds like a plan

sounds gay

Any problems with the economy are clearly Obama's fault.

Anything that goes right is a remnant of the lasting legacy of George W. Bush.

Duh.

HI IM A CHRISTIAN FROM IOWA AND I THINK ITS TERRIBLE THAT THIS MUSLIM IS A PRESIDENT AND THE ECONOMY IS BAD I THINK GEORGE BUSH LOOKED GOOD IN A SUIT IM HUNGRY SUPPORT ARE TROOPS