Well ill be out of town for a week...
 

Down in Texas cuttin the brush out at my ranch. Don't worry I'm going to leave Cheney in charge, hopefully he doesn't turn a blind eye during a DDoS, use that to start a hate campaign against Transcendence, which leads to eventual guild wars, many character deaths, and the bankrupting of the server.

you own a ranch??

No, I am going to Texas, but I do not own a ranch. Not sure its worth explaining the joke if you didn't get it ;)

Mr. President, Aren't you suppose to be signing the Healthcare reform bill? Not going to texas?

This is not classic.

In project 1999, Clinton is president.

in that case:


Mr. President!! Why are you going to Texas? shouldn't you be in Arkansas eating Fat women and fat foods and maybe getting a heart attack in the 00s?

*Edited for Classic Content*

Here is your "Classic" timeline for 1999.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999

Someone needs to edit that page and stick under March 16, 1999 - "Everquest Launches" or something to that effect :)

Wikipedia ISNT CLASSIC!!!

uhhh... Mr. President will you get your cigar out of Monica Lewinski please.

lol @ President and lol @ Spud