What food do u think jesus would eat?
 

I Personally think He would eat oatmeal because:

1. Oats are very healthfull
2. Oats taste really good
3. Oats are cheap and jesus would not be rich
4. Oats are easy to make and never go bad so Jesus could preach more hours per day when compared to rice or another cheap grain which takes longer 2 cook
5. Oats biggest brand is QUAKER, i mean come on!!!

what do u think?

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I think he would eat copious amounts of sperma.

I think he would eat bread and drink wine

Jesus would eat a steak and tell everyone else to eat fish just like the Catholic church does....duhhhhhhhhhhh

god is everybody on this server retarded? am i the only who actually lives in RL too?

jesus ate potatoes straight outta the ground

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"give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. teach a man to steal from frontin' ass bitches, he is fed for life."

psalm 31:3

comb your memory and you might come up with Luke 24:42, where the post-resurrection Jesus shows his disciples he's not a ghost by eating a rodeo burger from burger king and order of motz stix