Red99 Release Grocery Store Checklist
 

Feel free to add to this list.

Do you want to be unprepared when red99 rolls out? Are you a True Gamer and a PvP Champ? Do you think you have what it takes to slam with the best, or will you be jamming with the rest?

Well u better get ready now and hit your nearest Wal-Mart location for the latest Hardcore Gaming Supplements.


20 cases of Mountain Dew
50 boxes of family-size pepperoni pizza hot pockets
Adult Size Depends
Posterboard and duct tape (wall up windows to prevent natural light)
Stridex Pads
20 Boxes of Reeses Puffs cereal
Bronkaid/Aspirin/Caffeine pills
Sudafed
Cocaine and/or Meth*
A Slanket (optional: muumuu)

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*this cannot be purchased at most grocery stores

I've found that black trash bags are best for blocking out all sunlight.

Inert gas for painless suicide for all my adversaries

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Don't forget fresh socks.

When I truly get on it, I stock up on the Totino's (sp?) dollar pizzas...

And Mt Dew throwbacks for certain.

Also need to queue up at least 20 years worth of TV shows on Netflix.

Water
Adderall
Top Ramen
Peanut Butter Jelly
MultiVitamen

I will win the box.

when i play eq, i eat steak and drink margaritas on the rocks

your forgetting the most important part people ............

the treeeeeeeeeeees.

^^^ I stick to trees because alcohol and myself on eq is a recipe for disaster