EQ Achievements
 

If EQ had achievements in P99, what would they be?

Wall Hugger: Survive the run from Rivervale to WC.
Immortal: Make it to the zone with 1% life remaining.
Evercrack: Loot a cracked staff.

Kitemaster: Kite a dragon for more than 15minutes without having a rival guild /petition over 9000 times about your tactics.

Odysseus: Travel from Paineel to Ak'anon without teleportation.
Welcome to EverQuest: Get trained.
WHERE DID ALL MY MANA GO: Become very hungry / very thirsty.

ROFL STOMP!: Get one rounded by a giant while meditating
Ruin Your Own Lands: Become kos by killing town guards
Silver Tongue: Master all languages

Num Lock: Max the swimming skill.

Brave: stand in the middle of zone in and zone out in KC and go afk for 5 hours w/o dying.

this one actually evoked a chuckle.

You Lack Discipline!: Get killed by the first mob you attack.
Kick Ass for the Lord: Reach level 5 by killing only Undead

Stoned to Death: die via manastone
Explosion Man: nuke yourself with fire damage fifty times
Nothing But a G-Thang: make an erudite character