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456 04-29-2012 06:57 PM

a story
 
I was outside of a starbucks today waiting until there were less people in there so i could buy a drink cuz i have social anxiety. anyway i go in to order a mocha fappuccinno and when i come up to the cashier i almost forgot wut i was going to order, I see a sexy young brunette wearing a tight top, her breasts were pretty big. I start stuttering and she starts smiling a bit and asking wut i want, i finally blurt out my order and she says ok and anything else?
then something happens, she taps my shoulder for some reason. u see im not used to a womans touch and this made me lose consciousness for a second then i felt almost an orgasm in my pants, i kinda froze up and said thank u, she said ur welcome in a cute voice, at this point i could not contain myself any longer, my face turned sour as if i just ate a lemon and i let out a pretty loud yell and my knees buckled, i could feel my boxers feeling up with my jizz. everybody was staring at me so i started to tear up and ran out of there, as im running out i slip on something and fall to the ground. i try to get up but its too slippery, i look down and its my semen on the ground, it mustve slipped through my shorts and landed on the ground. somebody started yelling that theyre gonna call the police so i try to say that i have anxiety but it comes out all wrong and i just get up and leave. so fukin glad im back

Matador 04-29-2012 07:01 PM

least you did not jizz in your coffee

EQtrader 04-29-2012 07:02 PM

lmao, a+ truly a good read

Stonewall Jackson 04-29-2012 07:06 PM

Funny part was that u said Fappucinno

jibekn 04-29-2012 07:07 PM

i lol'd when i read this thread but i felt you just copied

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Sektor 04-29-2012 07:15 PM

..
 
A+

SamwiseRed 04-29-2012 07:24 PM

damn bro, wish a woman would touch me. a+

EQtrader 04-29-2012 07:36 PM

yea bro i wish a women would touch me like that story but yet I'm stuck playing everquest red server with 40 people and 39 of them nihilum up in hate

Truth 04-30-2012 01:51 AM

one day i hope to make it with a lady

after we're married ofc im not a pagan

Cwall 04-30-2012 02:14 AM

gosh you're brave


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