Flavor Text on the main load screen...
 

is much appreciated and entertaining! "Sharpening swords... Stringing bows... Banging your keyboard will not make this go faster!"

Anyway, I've never noticed anyone mention them, thought I'd bring a little attention to them!

"Half Elves are now 0.49999999999999 Elves"

filling halflings with pie

Wood Elves are now 34% Smoothier

Flavor Text is not classic.
It must be removed!
Devs, quickly, make this your priority!

Polishing Erudite foreheads...
Teaching snakes how to kick...

Hiding catnip from Vah'Shir .... (terrible)

If you dark elves, do you get wine?
Doing something that you don't want to know... I can't remember lol.

The "Look out behind you" one always freaked me out on live as I tended to play very late in the dark.

I'm pretty sure they were in classic. I remember trying to decipher the "LuRn To sPEaK OgRE" one