Poll of the day: "Sit" or "Stand" to wipe?
 

Who knew? :confused:

i shower after EVERY dump

I stand, and use baby whipes

People stand to wipe? That's as weird as those squatting japanese toilets.

+1

Sitting seems awkward... like I didn't even realize it was possible until this thread.

Not that I considered the topic very much.

Same, but I'm pretty much like a clock since basic training back in the day. Shit, shower and shave.

I think this really has more to do with how YOU were taught how to wipe your ass when you were a kid.

The reality here is, if you arent sitting down when you wipe your ass, you aren't cleaning your ass properly. Unless you're doing a sort of "squat" stand to wipe, you wont be able to get a lot of that nasty left behind.

Most of you standers probably wont believe me but... its true. Sit when you wipe!

I do a squat kind of thing, definitely don't stand up straight. I just don't want to risk putting my hand in the toilet water so I stand up a bit.