SCAM ALERT: NORDENWATCH HAMMERS FOUND DEFECTIVE
 

I have just heard from several unhappy clients of the scam artist known as Nordenwatch. Apparently the hammers he sells take 2-3 times longer to proc than normal ones. No one knows why he does it this way, but I recommend you buy hammers from a more reputable source, like, uh, me.

I heard Loraen will lure you into see invis cliff golems after he sells you a hammer!

Can I have a free test exemplare to verify if this is true?

Sure! meet me by the Royals in Chardok in about 5 minutes and we'll run there together holding hands

Cut this out you fools. I'm way too important to read these troll threads.

Sounds like the cure is more dexterity... and cowbell... definately more cowbell

lol, this cracked me up.

down with nordenwatch and his bullshithammers!!

My hammers work! They're not made in China or anything...

down w/ the cartel

I had a nordenwatch hammer proc first swing! Lies!