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Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 10:02 AM
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Posted By Gugg
If there are any real people out there reading...

If there are any real people out there reading this, I'm leaving these forums because there's nothing here. It's an empty void.

It's obviously a fake forum with automated replies.

I thought...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 09:47 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Obviously wit and satire is lost on these...

Obviously wit and satire is lost on these forums...I thought it was rants and flames...not WebMD.com.
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 09:41 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
The dude who claims to have had his nuts removed,...

The dude who claims to have had his nuts removed, and speak to jesus, talking about having people put into a mental hospital.

I say dude, but you don't even sound human.

I'm glad you're only...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 09:36 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Another neckbeard with an "expert" medical...

Another neckbeard with an "expert" medical diagnosis. You should stop playing EQ and hook up with Selena Gomez with your medical expertise. You two nothingburgers would work well together.
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 03:24 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Regarding me running for office, I'm gonna skip...

Regarding me running for office, I'm gonna skip the whole voting bit and instead just pay the mass media loads of cash to report that everybody voted for me.

Why do it for real when you can fake...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 03:16 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
BREAKING NEWS. I'm using the record profits...

BREAKING NEWS.

I'm using the record profits from the sales of my Atheist Survival Kit to run for office.

So I'm gonna be your GOD whether you like it or not!

I've written a list of things I...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 02:34 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Want to collect rain water but don't have a...

Want to collect rain water but don't have a permit?

Don't worry, be happy because all kits now come with an official permit to collect rain water legally.

Now you can be even safer AND more...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 02:27 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Latest mind-blowing additions to the Atheist...

Latest mind-blowing additions to the Atheist Survival Kit:

Time capsule
The Atheist Rule Book Collection (Volumes 1 to 36950)
An Extra Large Tin of Dehydrated Water
Snake Oil
Red Herring
Lame...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 02:06 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Customer testimonials from satisfied customers

Customer testimonials from satisfied customers
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 01:36 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Not sure what day it is? Keep missing the...

Not sure what day it is?

Keep missing the holiday season?

Well, you're in luck because all new kits purchased now include v0.1.5.8.5.4 of the Atheist Calendar.

Now you'll never miss...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 01:19 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to...

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.15.6.65.45.99.45.89.13.

Please read the changes below.

Added

Cats DVD (2019)
Halal meat
Step by step guide on performing the perfect sign of...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 12:59 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Taylor Swift is a cultural phenomena. She is...

Taylor Swift is a cultural phenomena. She is historic and iconic. Therefore, I am proud to announce every Atheist Survival Kit now includes a rainbow themed Taylor Swift friendship bracelet. Woot!
...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 12:41 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Important message to current customers. Dear...

Important message to current customers.

Dear Valued Customer,

The current version of the amazing Atheist Survival Kit is v1.14.12.5.6.55.98.33.1.6. If you are using an older version then you...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-08-2023, 12:30 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated once...

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated once again!

The new and improved kit now includes (at no extra cost to new customers)...

Loaded Dice
Magic 8 Ball
Crystal Ball
Time Machine (with...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 12:53 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
It's your lucky day. The Atheist Survival...

It's your lucky day.

The Atheist Survival Kit now includes a door mat which reads, "This is my happy place" in case you forget!
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 12:19 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Due to inflation, and supply shortages, the price...

Due to inflation, and supply shortages, the price of the Atheist Survival Kit has increased.

The kit now costs 2 Mana Stones, Manna robe and 1 x Earth Staff MQ an 1 million PP.

In other news, ...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 12:10 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to...

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.1.3

1.1.3 Patch Notes

The following items have been added to the kit.

Report Button (get somebody to do your dirty work for you! Snitch and...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 11:52 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Quora states that semitic people are, "Assyrians,...

Quora states that semitic people are, "Assyrians, Babylonians, Chaldeans, Jews, Arameans, Phoenicians, Canaanites. Amorites, Arabs, Mhallami, Mandaeans, and Samaritans."

So shouldn't it be...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 04:56 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
There's some good news and there's some bad news....

There's some good news and there's some bad news.

First the bad news...

The dinner date with George and Amal Clooney is off due to scheduling issues. George is currently filming Oceans 27.
...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 04:33 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
I forgot to mention the kit also includes a...

I forgot to mention the kit also includes a tombstone with your name engraved on it and the letters "RIP" (ROT IN PEACE).

It's very stylish and trendy in atheist society to rot in peace.

Don't...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 04:16 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Yes it is. And 20% of all profits go to the "Hope...

Yes it is. And 20% of all profits go to the "Hope for AIDS" foundation.
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 04:07 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
More amazing freebies if you order the Atheist...

More amazing freebies if you order the Atheist Survival Kit now!

Game of Thrones Book AND DVD.
Ticket to "see" Taylor Swift in concert.
Breast cancer screening appointment.
Cervical smear test....
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 02:42 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
Ask and ye shall receive. Kit now includes...

Ask and ye shall receive.

Kit now includes Minecraft v4.65.2.1.5.6 (32GB of RAM and permanent 1GB internet connection required)
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 02:39 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
I'm getting lots of questions regarding the...

I'm getting lots of questions regarding the sports clothing included in the kit.

It's a limited edition oversized black sports jersey with a big fluorescent green number 1 on the back. The jersey...
Forum: Rants and Flames 10-07-2023, 02:19 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,281
Posted By Gugg
If you buy within the next 48 hours I will throw...

If you buy within the next 48 hours I will throw in a free yoga mat.
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