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Forum: Green and Teal Discussion Yesterday, 03:33 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 934
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
It sounds like what I imagine a soaking wet head...

It sounds like what I imagine a soaking wet head of cabbage struck by a sledgehammer with a random slice of 2-week old bologna taped to the hammer surface would sound like.

Doesn't bind wound make...
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion Yesterday, 03:23 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,575
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
LOL I was wondering when someone would call me...

LOL I was wondering when someone would call me out! :D
Forum: Blue Server Chat Yesterday, 12:47 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,671
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Yendor, Chest, and Myuharin are walking through...

Yendor, Chest, and Myuharin are walking through Lesser Faydark when they find a lamp. Yendor picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.

It booms: "You have finally freed me after all these...
Forum: Rants and Flames Yesterday, 11:46 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,231
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Yes, the game was so great prior to FTE shout...

Yes, the game was so great prior to FTE shout messages, where it could be hours/days after you already distributed the loot when you find out from the GMs that rival_guild_monk001's javelin hit the...
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion Yesterday, 11:33 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,575
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
New anti-boxing measures were implemented. 400...

New anti-boxing measures were implemented. 400 less clients able to connect.
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion Yesterday, 10:18 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,575
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
RMT ban wave

RMT ban wave
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-04-2019, 05:59 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 870
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
I was gonna argue this point, but then I realized...

I was gonna argue this point, but then I realized plat could be RMT'd to finance trips to the Bunny Ranch.
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-04-2019, 05:56 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,089
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
If this whole project is a sociology experiment...

If this whole project is a sociology experiment to begin with, that would be the logical next step. Look for nilbog and Rogean, Nobel Peace Prize winners in mid-2020s for groundbreaking work in...
Forum: Rants and Flames 12-04-2019, 05:51 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 5,038
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Obviously worse as more people reach the list...

Obviously worse as more people reach the list level minimum and see the calendar days ticking away until legacy item removal.

You haven't seen anything... wait til you see the last few weeks of...
Forum: Rants and Flames 12-04-2019, 03:43 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 5,038
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Jeff was one of the most optimistic, hopeful,...

Jeff was one of the most optimistic, hopeful, seething-with-positivity posters here... to see him finally beat down and defeated is disheartening.

It's like when the new guy at work eventually...
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-04-2019, 02:29 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,089
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
/applaud

/applaud
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-03-2019, 09:09 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 502
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Who's this guy?

Who's this guy?
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-03-2019, 09:07 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,089
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Each server should create their own alliance of...

Each server should create their own alliance of guilds pre-merge, because you know post-merge green players and teal players are both gonna be like "who are these clowns, thinking they're gonna run...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 12-03-2019, 03:58 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,671
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
A level 3 enchanter, a level 5 wizard, and a...

A level 3 enchanter, a level 5 wizard, and a level 37 ranger walk into a bar.

Befuddled, the wizard wonders who put the bar there for people to walk into.

Concerned, the enchanter starts asking...
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-03-2019, 10:29 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,820
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Spolier alert it's the same people on green and...

Spolier alert it's the same people on green and teal camping them...

Shut down IP restrcitons on 2 servers and you'll fix part of the issue.

I know a few people with 40+ necros on both servers...
Forum: Rants and Flames 12-03-2019, 10:28 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,869
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Don't feel bad. This is natural selection at...

Don't feel bad. This is natural selection at work, attemtping to weed out people with poor senses of priorities who are wasting their life and health away on digital trinkets that are not even...
Forum: Green and Teal Discussion 12-02-2019, 01:21 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,242
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
There’s a slight difference in bringing 60...

There’s a slight difference in bringing 60 guildies to camp manastone on a list that moves in linear order and bringing 60 guildies to make sure the odds are in your favor when a manastone drops if...
Forum: Rants and Flames 12-02-2019, 01:03 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 9,357
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Man, people are so thirsty for server firsts...

Man, people are so thirsty for server firsts these days.

Hardware ban that POS. Good on the GMs for their detective work!
Forum: Technical Discussion 12-02-2019, 12:06 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 105
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
ForumQuest virtually unplayable right now until...

ForumQuest virtually unplayable right now until this is fixed!
Forum: Off Topic 12-01-2019, 08:36 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 82
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Omg Ninik!!!! Hey there, gnomie! =) You were...

Omg Ninik!!!! Hey there, gnomie! =)

You were recently remembered in a Most Loved Player on the Server thread!
...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 12-01-2019, 08:33 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,254
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
This is great... I always knew the community...

This is great... I always knew the community would flourish without the sociopaths!! Keep working together and playing nice!!
Forum: Rants and Flames 12-01-2019, 08:30 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 11,392
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
Bahahahahaha!! Wallicker wins the thread.

Bahahahahaha!!

Wallicker wins the thread.
Forum: Rants and Flames 12-01-2019, 12:17 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 683
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag......

I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. :confused:
Forum: Rants and Flames 11-30-2019, 01:26 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 683
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
What do I eat? A bag of dicks, according to that...

What do I eat? A bag of dicks, according to that one guy I accidentally trained in Crushbone.
Forum: Melee 11-29-2019, 10:22 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 601
Posted By YendorLootmonkey
I put all my starting points into CHA so I can be...

I put all my starting points into CHA so I can be smooth with the ladies.
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