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Forum: Off Topic 02-23-2023, 11:04 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Only if you touch his balls. Shaft to shaft...

Only if you touch his balls.

Shaft to shaft is totally cool and legal (so I'm told)
Forum: Off Topic 02-23-2023, 10:30 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Did you fuck him?

Did you fuck him?
Forum: Off Topic 02-23-2023, 03:48 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
He said 'Bought me 1 good night of sleep', so...

He said 'Bought me 1 good night of sleep', so probably not.

But sounds like he's working on it.
Forum: Off Topic 02-21-2023, 08:35 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Well shit, that sucks.

Well shit, that sucks.
Forum: Off Topic 01-24-2023, 11:59 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Lol

Lol
Forum: Off Topic 01-24-2023, 11:32 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I'm remember dating a girl who said she wanted...

I'm remember dating a girl who said she wanted someone in enough shape that they could play with their kids.

I don't know if ANYONE has the energy and stamina for that :P
Forum: Off Topic 01-24-2023, 11:16 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I never understood why women find ripped dudes...

I never understood why women find ripped dudes attractive.

I get that they're in shape and healthy, but what about ripped dudes is attractive?

Then again, why do I find a woman's boobs and ass...
Forum: Off Topic 01-20-2023, 03:16 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
That was more like an Iksar Flying Kick

That was more like an Iksar Flying Kick
Forum: Off Topic 01-18-2023, 12:36 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
cats are always assholes, man

cats are always assholes, man
Forum: Off Topic 01-10-2023, 02:19 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
"Sir, this is a food court...."

"Sir, this is a food court...."
Forum: Off Topic 01-08-2023, 01:36 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Just be careful. My cousin's muscles exploded on...

Just be careful. My cousin's muscles exploded on him for playing with the wrong shit. Or something, I don't know the exact details.
Forum: Off Topic 01-06-2023, 01:08 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
My man is ripped hell yeah brotha

My man is ripped

hell yeah brotha
Forum: Off Topic 01-05-2023, 07:07 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I have a theory that people are either good...

I have a theory that people are either good runners or good swimmers. But not both.

I hate running, but love swimming. After I ran each day, I rewarded myself by swimming. As soon as I got done...
Forum: Off Topic 01-04-2023, 02:20 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I hate running. I used to run 3 miles every....

I hate running.

I used to run 3 miles every. single. day.

I think because I hated myself. Was going through a tough break up at the time because my girlfriend left me for her personal trainer...
Forum: Off Topic 01-03-2023, 07:03 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
"I gained 16 extra pounds, although my constant...

"I gained 16 extra pounds, although my constant weight was always 56."
Forum: Off Topic 12-29-2022, 11:59 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
https://www.blogilates.com/wp-content/uploads/2012...

https://www.blogilates.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/anorexic-model.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 12-29-2022, 07:27 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Damn, this bot is skinny as hell

Damn, this bot is skinny as hell
Forum: Off Topic 12-25-2022, 02:42 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I just got done eating shortbread and coffee. ...

I just got done eating shortbread and coffee.

Just chillin. 61 degrees in my house because I don't even know if my heater actually even works.
Forum: Off Topic 12-23-2022, 10:07 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Damn, look at all those buck eyes..

Damn, look at all those buck eyes..
Forum: Off Topic 12-23-2022, 02:38 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I've been sick all week - haven't eaten yet and I...

I've been sick all week - haven't eaten yet and I feel great.

It's not Covid (don't get excited). Not vaxxed lol
Forum: Off Topic 12-10-2022, 07:43 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
I never drove a Mercury. I'm fine.

I never drove a Mercury.

I'm fine.
Forum: Off Topic 12-02-2022, 12:40 AM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
When I was a kid, I ate nothing but peanut butter...

When I was a kid, I ate nothing but peanut butter and tuna.

That's it.

No other point to my comment.
Forum: Off Topic 11-23-2022, 03:08 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
Well the buff one was a freak show. I had to know...

Well the buff one was a freak show. I had to know if it was fake or real.

She was definitely juicing though. She's not as big now.

Now she just looks like a really fit lesbian.
Forum: Off Topic 11-23-2022, 03:04 PM
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Posted By Encroaching Death
https://68.media.tumblr.com/2e8ffce4b4ce88a27954fd...

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2e8ffce4b4ce88a27954fdc432e3ca7e/tumblr_ov7ew2mVwT1vg9ze4o1_1280.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 11-23-2022, 02:59 PM
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Views: 149,956
Posted By Encroaching Death
I found her: Sophie Arvebrink

I found her:

Sophie Arvebrink
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